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It looks like Tiger Woods 2009 is set to be a pretty solid title, at least according to the folks at Gamespot. While we think that it is cool to have Hank Haney tell us why we suck; the Sportsblahg wants to see some more things added before we hop on board:

1. Spaz-O-Meter: This feature, much similar to what they have in the WWE game, would basically build up as you hit bad shots. As your frustration mounts, you are less likely to waive to the crowd, and more likely to curse and throw your club. When your meter hits full, the next bad shot you hit, no matter where you are, unleashes something like this:

2. PayPal functionality: For the online multiplayer games, because man wouldn’t THAT make online skins matches more interesting :-) money

3. The “Opt-Out Excuse” feature: This allows you to choose to be like Rory Sabbatini and cop out of a tournament you’re sucking in by giving a half-baked answer or allows you to just come right out and say, “Listen, I only showed up to collect my check”. Wouldn’t it be great to have a little honesty?

4. The Clothing “Optional” Clause. Because let’s face it, if John Daly does it, it should be legal!

John Daly, physical specimen
John Daly, physical specimen

5. Celebrity events/characters: Because as much fun as it is to play with real golfers and made up characters, I’d love to be able to unlock Tony Romo, Ray Romano or George Lopez.

romo golfing

Tiger Woods 2009 “swings” into stores this fall.

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