Not to jump in late in the game or anything, but it’s high time I voice my opinion on some key football games this week. I don’t know the odds, but I do know my gut. Football fans: Meet my gut.
New England at NY Giants: My gut says The Pats win it 42-7.
Boston will then burn to the ground. Initial speculation will place the blame on rioting fans, but it will eventually be learned that Belichick set the fires in anger over his defense’s “issues.”
San Francisco at Cleveland:
Cleveland wins 7-3. Brady Quinn does not play. The Browns will then lose in the first round of the playoffs 49-7. D.A. will go on to play in the Pro Bowl where he will end up breaking both of his legs in a freak accident that coincidentally results in an interception.
Cincinnati at Miami:
Miami stuns the world beating The Bengals 21-17. The world stops caring approximately 3 seconds later.
Tennessee at Indianapolis: Tony Dungy attempts to pull Peyton after the first quarter but Peyton refuses to leave. He ends up playing a complete game bringing the Colts a 56-21 win. He then stays to pick up trash, restock the hot dog carts, and mow the field. Regardless, Tom Brady still gets more SportsCenter coverage.
Pittsburgh at Baltimore: Both teams fail to show up to M&T Bank Stadium on Sunday. Later, Cleveland police respond to a vandalism call to the Browns training camp in Berea, Ohio where the entire rosters of Ravens and Steelers players, coaches, and support staff are caught spray painting obscenities in the bathrooms.
Bring on the football! Ten bucks says my gut is 2-2.
-T-
(About the author: Todd is an avid sportsfan who watches about 8 hours of football a day. He also never misses an episode of SportsCenter. He can name the entire roster of any team past or present, and his dad can totally beat up your dad.)
I think that rumbling is the nachos you had.
I’m on Peyton’s workout program (i.e., buying a bigger shirt).
jason
December 28th, 2007
Boy…you were a bit off on that Pats/Giants Prediction, eh? Go Giants!
DH
December 31st, 2007